Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Will It Ever End?

I am just curious. Why do Liberals and Democrats Continually try to bring down this President? Will you then try to bring down Vice President Pence?  And will you then go after Paul Ryan? And then Mitch McConnell? Where does it stop? Does it stop when the United States Goverment no longer exists ? Perhaps it would be time better spent to elect Better Leaders? 
Why are Liberals trying to RUIN the LIFE of not only the President but his family by digging up all this garbage from BEFORE he was President?

And why is Hillary Clinton continuing her Anti-Trump Hate Remarks but doing it in Paid Interviews on India and Dutch Television? What is her "End Game"? Another run for President?
Do you even think the Democratic Party would Support her?

President Trump announced today that he will be meeting with Newly Re-elected Russian Leader Putin.
All the Democrats and Liberals are against the meeting as they think it "Proves" Russia helped President Trump get elected!

For those who can't accept the FACT there has been ZERO PROOF the President or Anyone on his Campaign Colluded with Russia.  How many MILLIONS does Robert Muller have to spend before he will close the investigation?

There is an Old Saying, "Keep your Friends close and your Enemies Closer!" 

I have neighbors who I do not really care for, but I still am Friendly towards them as if my house catches fire or gets broken into I want them to call 9-1-1!

Sometimes I sit around and thoughts just pop in my head.  Like do you realize
Moses with The First Person to have a Tablet that was connect to The Cloud?

Of course the First Apple was shared by Adam and Eve.
And when stop and think about it, that Apple Crashed!

When will Liberals STOP giving credit to former President Obama for our Low Unemployment and Booming Economy?
I am sure President Obama is laughing his ass off as he keeps getting credit for something he had NOTHING to do with!  He has been Out Of Office for 15 Months!  99 out of 100 economists agree that President Obama had NOTHING to do with our current economy!


Sometimes you just can't Fix Stupid!
Sadly, I have seen someone doing this in person.


So now Hillary Clinton is blaming "White Women" for her election loss?
She claims "White Women" were AFRAID of their Husbands who were for Donald Trump.  Are you kidding me?
Her excuses for losing is starting to sound like a Shakespeare play.
"Why did I lose the election?  Let me count the ways!"
*   Jame Comey
*   The Russians
*   Wiki Leaks
*   Midwestern Deplorables
*   President Obama not supporting me

And now "White Women!"

What will it be next week?   Interns in Blue Dressed?

Something else which I find DISGUSTING is Name Calling!
It seems if a Liberal Disagrees with a Conservative then the Name Calling starts!  Liberals call Conservatives Stupid, Trumpsters, Out Of Touch, Jerks and just plain Assholes.  Why do Liberals feel the need to call Conservatives names? 

I read where this election has caused Divorces and an end to many a friendship, BUT WHY?   What happened to the day when you could disagree and STILL be Friends?

And I leave you with this on this First Day of Spring

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Friday, March 9, 2018

Why Do We Care?

The Democrats and Liberals are continuing to try and bring down President Trump by making his Alleged Affair with a Porn Star the focus of their news.  Really?  It was before he was even Thinking of Running for President!  Who Cares?

I Don't!

Speaking of Porn Stars...

I was "Fortunate" enough to have an encounter with Porn Star Marilyn Chambers.   At the time she was staring in the Second Highest Moneymaking Porn Movie of All Time in "Beyond The Green Door".  ( Deep Throat was and is still number one)

Here is the photo that I dare show!
Were there other photos of Her and I in her Hotel Room?   I would never share them here, well, maybe privately?  After all, how often do you ever get invited up to a Porn Star's hotel room?


And WHY is CNN and MSNBC NOT covering the HUGE story of the day and talking about an announced meeting of North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump?
The NOKO Leader says he wants to talk about getting rid of his Nuclear Weapons.  Why?  He know President Trump is NOT going to put up with him having nukes.  Who Cares?  AMERICAN'S SHOULD CARE!  We do NOT want a  war.  Neither does President Trump.

My theory is that Kim Jong Un wants to be part of the next Bachelor Show on ABC.
 I hear he has been "Dreaming" of that happening!
I would hate to be a Bachelorette who would say "No"!


I think it is great that Forensic Experts are now 99.9% Sure they have identified Famed Aviator Amelia Earhart's remains on a remote island in The South Pacific.

I am sure it is a comfort to her remaining family.  But the flip side of the coin is that it brings up all the RUMORS and CRAP about her life.  I am not going to sully this Great Aviator's Memory by repeating any of it here but here again, WHO CARES?


Something I DO CARE about is that Major League Baseball Opening Day is just Eighteen Days ( 18 ) Away!
Have you ever stopped to think about how you RARELY hear of Domestic Violence, Disrespecting The Flag or other Ugliness that comes out of  the NFL and NBA?  It is a laid back game that most young boys of my generation played in a sandlot. 
By now I think EVERYONE KNOWS that going up in Northeast Missouri I Grew Up a Saint Louis Cardinal fan!
While seeing Cardinals games was pretty much limited to a Saturday or Sunday, Superstation WTBS out of Atlanta broadcast Braves games 5 nights a week!  The BIGGEST takeaway from watching their games for me was that even when losing by eight or ten runs, the Braves announcers always found a way to keep the game Entertaining and always sounded like they were Having Fun!  I was fortunate enough to live there in the late 70's and would attend several games a week!  Yes, they LOST more than they won, Over 100 Losses that year, but the players always seemed to be having FUN!
 
Famed Cincinnati Red, Pete Rose, and I discussed "Having Fun
 Playing" one night.
Pete told me "Why wouldn't I be having fun?  I'm playing a game I love!"  He went on to tell me how he considered it a privilege to be getting paid to do something he would do for free!

In my Opinion, Pete BELONGS in The Baseball Hall of Fame!

A Life Lesson which I found out Early in my Working Career was to Always Have Fun! 
The 25 plus years I was behind the microphone on the radio every day were the BEST three or four hours of my day! 

And I carried that attitude over to my days working Customer Service at AT&T, Direct TV and a Major Credit Card Company doing Collections!  For every fifteen or twenty Hateful or Rude Customers I would converse with and usually ask for money, it was worth it to get to that One Fantastic Customer which I could Make Their Day or Them Mine!

I have also taken "Making Someone's Day" to another level.  Here in Las Vegas we have over 40 Million visitors each year.  Most Do NOT Know Where They Are Going!  Traffic can be a Nightmare!
So when I see someone in the next lane trying to get over to make their turn, I will ALWAYS let them cut in.  When they go back to Kansas I want them to remember the people of Las Vegas are Courteous and Care about them having a great time on their vacation!   I also always try to let them know how to see a Fabulous Las Vegas Show or a Great Lounge Show at an affordable price.

Elvis Fans, next time you come to town I recommend you see "Big Elvis"!  It's a FREE afternoon show at Harrah's Casino that will talk about to your friends for years.  And yes, he is called "Big Elvis" for the obvious reason.  You would be surprised on how many FREE THINGS to do there is here in Las Vegas!   I always recommend when coming to town to check out Anthony Curtis's "Las Vegas Adviser" newsletter at

https://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/

It will save you a pocket full of money!


And SOMETHING I DO CARE ABOUT
Is when people on the road do DUMB things.

Today I came upon an accident between a Pick-Up Truck and a Bicycle.   In talking to someone who saw the accident, apparently the bicycle RAN A RED LIGHT and pulled out in front of the truck!
I have One Thing to say to the person on the bicycle.....DUMBASS!


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Wednesday, March 7, 2018

A Time To Reflect

Every couple weeks or so I look through my Hometown Newspaper, The Hannibal Courier Post, to see what is happening in the Sleepy Missouri town which I called home for 17 years.
One of the First things I always check is "The Obituary's".   That may sound morbid but having left Hannibal some 45 years ago, never to return, I am just a bit out of touch.

I have a few Cousins who still live in Hannibal, none of which I really keep in touch with except mainly here on Facebook.  Don't get me wrong, it is NOT because I do not care, I Do!  But in the 45 years I have been away from Hannibal, it has been hard to stay in touch. 

I have One Aunt still living in Hannibal, however she is fighting a Losing Battle with Alzheimer's.  The last time I was even through my Hometown, was 11 years ago when I was driving through on my way to my new life here in Las Vegas.

In the past 45 years I have had Many New Lives!  Over those years I lived in Pueblo, Colorado, Springfield, Missouri, Atlanta, Georgia, Dayton, Ohio, Denver, Colorado, West Palm Beach, Florida, Tampa, Florida, Chicago, Illinois, Milwaukee, Wisconsin and for the past eleven years here in Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. 

I am often asked where did I live that I loved the most?  That is relative easy, it's here in Las Vegas.  It's an exciting city that always has new things happening and the weather is great!

But through it all, Hannibal, Missouri is and will always be, home!
While there are very few people I graduated High School with that still live there, I still like to keep in touch.

People often tell me that I "have lived an interesting life", but honestly, their lives have been just as interesting, if not more so.  I have some classmates and friends who have become Doctors and Nurses and have saved countless lives.  I have another classmate who became a "World Class Waiter" and in retirement he works every day trying to "Save The Earth" and to make it a better place to live.   As I get older I can now reflect on just how Good Of Live I Have Lived, by knowing all the people who have passed through my life from High School to Today. 

Perhaps you should take some time to reflect on your life?


This week's Oscar Telecast was the LOWEST in history.
People do NOT want to hear a group of Very Privileged Liberals telling how I should think or who I should vote for in the next election.

I honestly feel "The Worm Has Turned".  People are TIRED of hearing about The Russian Probe, The Save The Earth Movement, The Me Too Movement, and on and on and on.

The saying "The Worm Has Turned" comes from a 1956 song by Cowboy Artist Eddie Noack.   You can give it a listen here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKx5-PYWOEM

It is fun little song!

And how could have The Oscar's Overlooked (?) so many prominent deaths during their In Memorial montage?
Like Adam West?
Or John Mahoney?
I was stunned to see they left out someone who I had just exchanged E-Mails with a couple weeks before she died, Rose Marie!  We discussed how her comedy had held up and was STILL funny some fifty and sixty years later.  As I told her, "Funny has no expiration date!"
And several others, including Rock Star Tom Petty.
Someone obviously Dropped The Ball at The Oscars! 


Something that is NOT fun is seeing someone close to you who is an Alcoholic.
In 1982 I lost a Cousin who was like a Brother to me when he Drove Drunk and had an accident which took his life.  But his story did not start there, as he was An Alcoholic.  Sadly, he displayed all the "Classic Symptoms" of having a drinking problem.  He missed work, usually on a Monday because he was "Sick".  Each weekend he would drink until he was physically sick and then sleep it off the next day and then start getting drunk all over again.  If ONLY someone would have said something to him and if ONLY someone would have gotten him some help.  Not a day goes by that I do not think of him.

I bring this up now as currently I have a dear friend who is fighting for her future and her life as an alcoholic!  Thankfully, she is trying to get her life in order WITHOUT the bottle, but it is NOT easy for anyone.  She has sought Professional and Medical Help trying to save her own life by getting away from the bottle which I commend her for doing.

But most people who are Alcoholics are not that intelligent to ASK for help!   I must admit that I have NEVER had a drink in my life.  So it is hard for me to sometimes say the "Right" things to help.  The IMPORTANT THING is that I continue to be there and offer what help and support I can.    The entire point of this is to encourage EVERYONE who knows someone with an abuse issue, be it Alcoholic, Drugs , Self Abuse or whatever, to Speak Up!  They need your SUPPORT, not your LECTURES!


So is "Nude Yoga" a thing now?
I have three friends who tell me they "Now do yoga in the nude"!  I have even seen "Nude Yoga Classes" advertised!  Really?   I have a hard time just trying to walk and function each day much less do yoga, nude or otherwise.

If you are practicing "Nude Yoga" more power to you!  Just be sure to Send Me Your Nude Yoga Photos!
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I usually do NOT watch Late Show Liberal Host Stephen Colbert.  I find his views offensive and not funny and last night was no different!
He had Oprah on, which was the only reason I watched, and he pressed her about running for President in 2020.  He went as far as projecting an image of God on his ceiling wearing a "Run Oprah in 2020" hat.  Oprah, a very religious person, did NOT seem amused!  I think it was in poor taste and came Very Close to being Blasphemous!

How is this guy STILL on the air?


Former Denver Broncos Quarterback Payton Manning has now severed his ties with Papa John's Pizza.
Last month, The NFL sacked the pizza chain as the Official NFL Pizza after some questionable remarks about NFL Players which was construed by many to be "Racially Insensitive".
Honestly, Papa John's is by far my LEAST FAVORITE PIZZA!
I am more of a "Hungry Howies Pizza" or "Dominos Pizza" fan.

The NFL's "Official Pizza" is now Pizza Hut!


A friend of mine twisted his knee at work the other day and was sent to the Medical Clinic to check it out.  As with a majority of employers, if you get hurt at work, you are sent for a Drug Test.
There in lies a problem for my friend as he WILL NOT PASS THE DRUG TEST and will more than likely lose his job.  As he was whining "Oh Woe Is Me" and "I Need This Job" to a group of friends sitting around, I finally said, "You KNOW the policy and you have been given SEVERAL Warnings!"  He did not like what I said but I pointed out to him that the BEST way to keep your job is DON'T DO DRUGS!    Was I too hard on him?  I don't think so!


And you CAN'T say I did not WARN you on SEVERAL Occasions to NOT sign "Online Petitions".  A new report today by The New York Times says that a MAJORITY of the Anti-Trump, Black Lives Matters and other Facebook Petitions were set up by Fake Russian Accounts to Steal Personal Information!
Let me REPEAT that!   A new report today by The New York Times says that a MAJORITY of the Anti-Trump, Black Lives Matters and other Facebook Petitions were set up by Fake Russian Accounts to Steal Personal Information!

So WHY did YOU forward these things and Sign them?


I am still Depressed that the UNLV School of Medicine hung up on me yesterday when I asked about the cost of tuition to become a Guppy and Goldfish Brain Surgeon!
There must be a shortage of Fish Brain Surgeons as I have NEVER seen any advertised on television!

Think of the number of fish I could save from a cruel death by being flushed!


And if you are House Hunting here is Big News!
Former Disgraced Today Show Host, Matt Lauer, has reduced the price of his Hampton's Home!

The 25 acre estate which features a 70 foot swimming pool has been reduced by $2.1 Million Dollars!   This Move-In Ready home can now be yours for just over $12 Million Dollars!  A Steal! 
My wife and I were interested in the home until we realized that five months of the year The Hampton's are COLD and SNOWY!  We will continue to put up with the Golf Balls hitting our house from the golf course we live on. 


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Thursday, March 1, 2018

Just For Fun

I have had some requests to re-post some of these signs from previous blogs.
So sit back and enjoy some laughs.  And if you are offended, well, you were warned! (laughing so hard)

If this was only true!
There is NOTHING worse than a Screaming Child!

This is a photo from a Downtown Las Vegas Men's Room!
Want to guess which stall I use?  lol

Speaking of Casinos
Well she said "Press One"!  I pressed the one of the right!

There is just something about seeing Maxine Waters with her mouth wide open.  WAIT!  It's ALWAYS Wide Open!

The First $1000 Takes this Election Memorabilia!
The Pawn Stars only offered me $5!
I should have asked Chumlee instead of the Old Man!

I feel like President Trump since I got my haircut.
I got THE WORSE HAIRCUT IN MY LIFE!   I went to my normal place, and of course did not check in online first (I HATE DOING THAT).  I was told it would be a TWO HOUR WAIT!  So I went down the street to another national chain and there was no wait.  Great I thought!  WRONG!   Now that it is growing out it sticks out twenty ways from Sunday!   I think this chain should change their name to "Mediocre Cuts".  I know now why they were not busy.

I often ask my wife this question......

To say I come from a Dysfunctional Family would be an Understatement!

How many ladies do you know would have the nerve to wear this bikini?
Personally, I would rather see the real thing! 

The Sign says
Hey Wait!
The sign said "No Swimsuits"!  It did Not Say No Cameras!

Gives a whole new meaning to asking a farmer "So how big is your Zucchini?"

Not their favorite movie!

Kids!  Have times changed!

He raised over $100 in two hours!  So why do we work?

The Number One Selling Bumper Sticker in Los Angeles?

I think I will Avoid this road in the future!

This exit sign that gets a lot of attention in Washington, DC?

Any guess which Political Party paid for this sign?

A Common Question in the Maternity Ward.

A sign outside of the above Hospital!

This makes me glad I only drink "Diet Coke"!
I guess good help is hard to get?

My guess is this handyman also works at the 7-11?


Help is just a phone call away!
You also have my E-Mail Address and unlike your Doctor, I make House Calls!

When you are feeling down, there is always help available!
Who says they are NOT REAL?
I Have Proof!

I absolutely HATE when solicitors ring my doorbell!  I especially do not like the Jehovah Witness coming to my door.   This has caused some hard feelings in my household as my Wife's Niece and her Husband are very devout Jehovah Witness.  I actually OFFENDED her a couple years ago when I told her of how I deal with the JH's at my door.
I said to her, "You think I am kidding?  Come to my door and you'll see my naked ass!"  Her or her Husband have NOT Spoken to me in three years!    Oh well, Their Loss!

My attitude is "Fuck Em if they have no sense of humor!"  If you can't laugh at YOURSELF, what is your problem?  Life is Way Too Short to hold a grudge!

This church has a GREAT sense of humor!
And this one
Does that sign say what I think it says?

Here's another sign which makes me wonder if anyone takes the exit?

I know it is March but I just wanted to post this for Virginia.
Yes Virginia, Grandma DID get run over by the Reindeer!

And for all those who blame the Groundhog for the longer Winter
Are You Happy Now?

Here are words to live by at work!
Do you think the boss will understand?

For those who can't decide what sex you are
STAND IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR NAKED!
If you have a Penis, your a Man.  If you have a Vagina, guess what? You are a woman!

This is so true!
Really?  Really?


I'm gonna have a cookout on my New Grill this weekend!
Remember:  Recycle, Recycle, Recycle!

Thirsty?

And Finally

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