The Way I See It: Just For Fun

I have had some requests to re-post some of these signs from previous blogs.

So sit back and enjoy some laughs. And if you are offended, well, you were warned! (laughing so hard)

If this was only true!

There is NOTHING worse than a Screaming Child!

This is a photo from a Downtown Las Vegas Men's Room!

Want to guess which stall I use? lol

Speaking of Casinos

Well she said "Press One"! I pressed the one of the right!

There is just something about seeing Maxine Waters with her mouth wide open. WAIT! It's ALWAYS Wide Open!

The First $1000 Takes this Election Memorabilia!

The Pawn Stars only offered me $5!

I should have asked Chumlee instead of the Old Man!

I feel like President Trump since I got my haircut.

I got THE WORSE HAIRCUT IN MY LIFE! I went to my normal place, and of course did not check in online first (I HATE DOING THAT). I was told it would be a TWO HOUR WAIT! So I went down the street to another national chain and there was no wait. Great I thought! WRONG! Now that it is growing out it sticks out twenty ways from Sunday! I think this chain should change their name to "Mediocre Cuts". I know now why they were not busy.

I often ask my wife this question......

To say I come from a Dysfunctional Family would be an Understatement!

How many ladies do you know would have the nerve to wear this bikini?

Personally, I would rather see the real thing!

The Sign says

Hey Wait!

The sign said "No Swimsuits"! It did Not Say No Cameras!

Gives a whole new meaning to asking a farmer "So how big is your Zucchini?"

Not their favorite movie!

Kids! Have times changed!

He raised over $100 in two hours! So why do we work?

The Number One Selling Bumper Sticker in Los Angeles?

I think I will Avoid this road in the future!

This exit sign that gets a lot of attention in Washington, DC?

Any guess which Political Party paid for this sign?

A Common Question in the Maternity Ward.

A sign outside of the above Hospital!

This makes me glad I only drink "Diet Coke"!

I guess good help is hard to get?

My guess is this handyman also works at the 7-11?

Help is just a phone call away!

You also have my E-Mail Address and unlike your Doctor, I make House Calls!

When you are feeling down, there is always help available!

Who says they are NOT REAL?

I Have Proof!

I absolutely HATE when solicitors ring my doorbell! I especially do not like the Jehovah Witness coming to my door. This has caused some hard feelings in my household as my Wife's Niece and her Husband are very devout Jehovah Witness. I actually OFFENDED her a couple years ago when I told her of how I deal with the JH's at my door.

I said to her, "You think I am kidding? Come to my door and you'll see my naked ass!" Her or her Husband have NOT Spoken to me in three years! Oh well, Their Loss!

My attitude is "Fuck Em if they have no sense of humor!" If you can't laugh at YOURSELF, what is your problem? Life is Way Too Short to hold a grudge!

This church has a GREAT sense of humor!