Tuesday, February 20, 2018

I Don't Understand?????

There are some things in life I just do NOT understand.

Like

Why didn't anyone ever follow the Batmobile back to the Batcave?


Why wasn't Santa charged after running over Grandma with his Reindeer?
Did he buy the Sheriff off by threatening to never visit his house again?

I don't understand how ANYONE still thinks OJ didn't do it?

Why do people live in North Dakota, Alaska, and other Cold Weather States?
Maybe we should close all the prisons and send all the convicts to live North of Iowa?

I tried to bet on Wrestlemania and the Casino Sportsbook told me it was Fixed and I could not bet on it!   Security asked me to leave because they said my crying uncontrollably was bothering other guests.
Hulk Hogan TOLD me it was real!  You mean he LIED TO ME?

I Don't Understand how Singer Toni Braxton can be Engaged to "Birdman"?
I thought Alcatraz was closed?
*  For those under 40, Alcatraz was an Island Prison in San Francisco that was closed in 1963.

I Don't Understand that when it comes to Gun Control and other issues people always want to Compare The United States To The Rest Of The World?
I DON'T CARE how many school shootings they had in England or Japan last year.  I care about THE NUMBER OF SCHOOL SHOOTINGS HERE IN THE UNITED STATES!   My Advice?  If it means that much to you how many shootings there were in Japan, MOVE TO TOKYO! 
I hear the Sushi is great in Tokyo.

I Don't Understand why more people don't love the sport of Curling.  The Greatest American Curler is USA "Skip" John Schuster, who is playing in his third Olympics!

In my continuing effort to Try To Do Something Constructive, Here is a link to "Curling For Dummies"

http://www.dummies.com/sports/curling-for-dummies-cheat-sheet/

It's EVERYTHING you ever wanted to know about the sport but were afraid to ask!

Speaking of the Olympics.
Would Adam Rippon be that big a deal had he did not made such a Big Deal of him being Gay?  Who cares if he is Gay?


This year at the Consumer Electronic Show here in Las Vegas many of the big new items contained "Artificial Intelligence".
Artificial Sweetener is NOT Real Sugar, so how can "Artificial Intelligence" really be "Intelligence"?

 I Don't Understand why a week after "The View" Co-Host Joy Behar insulted 90% of Christians in the World with her Vice President Pence insults
She is STILL EMPLOYED?   ABC Television has been quiet about the Alleged Comedian ever since the first day when her remarks generated over 25,000 calls and an Undisclosed Number of E-Mail Complaints. 
And why have we not heard a Peep out of show Owner and Executive Producer Barbara Walters?

I Don't Understand why "Lucky Charms" cereal is changing one of it's shapes?
Do you want to GUESS what this shape represent?
Maybe that is why they are replacing the "Hourglass" (pictured above) with this symbol?
Yes, it is a Unicorn!  I am sure it will DOUBLE Lucky Charm sales.  NOT!

 I Don't Understand why ANYONE would take this exit?
Or this one?
I don't think I would want to ride with anyone who did??????

I Don't Understand why ANY WOMAN would wear Yoga Pants that look like this to go shopping?
Unless it is to buy Better Fitting Pants!  I was Grocery Shopping and came across this woman.  I should have Thanked her for savings me money of groceries!  After seeing her, I lost my appetite!

As I was reviewing News Photos from Winter, it made me wonder?
I Don't Understand why some people STILL BELIEVE in Global Warming?

With all the "Home Improvement" and "Renovation" television shows, I Don't Understand why some people still hire contractors who do work like this?
OK, now look again and tell me what's WRONG with this Electric Plug Installation?

I Don't Understand that when you Blow In A Dog's Face, it Growls at you.
But take it on a car ride.......

What do people who live in Shanghai call their Good Dishes?
I Don't Know?  Do You?


I Don't Understand why when you lay out in the sun
It makes your Skin Darker but your Hair Lighter?

I Don't Understand why the man who handles my 401K
Is Called "A BROKER"

And Finally....

If you Throw A Cat Out A Car Window
Does it then become.....wait for it
"Kitty Litter"?

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