May 5th is one of my Personal Favorite Days.
My Preacher told an interesting story this week at church.
He said that on his way home Friday A boy was selling fish on a corner. To get attention he was yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
My Preacher said he asked the boy, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy replied "Because I caught the fish at the local dam." The pastor said he bought a couple fish, took them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the "Dam Fish". He said his wife responded "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explained to her why they were "Dam Fish" . At the dinner table that night he said he asked his son to pass the "Dam Fish" . He then said he Slapped His Son Out Of His Chair when he replied, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the F'N Potatoes!"
Have you ever paid close attention to a Job Application?
Like: "May we contact your current employer?"
I always write in "If I had one would I be here?"
I had an Interviewer once tell me...
"Somewhere, you are denying a Village an Idiot!"
Some Streets Should NOT Be Allowed To Intersect!
I get tired of all the So-Called "Fake News", so I always try to direct to the source. I keep hearing how bad life is in North Korea. So I asked a friend of mine who now lives in North Korea, "How is life in North Korea?"
Someone asked me the other day to describe my "Perfect Woman". I said she must have both "Inner and Outer Beauty" and Most Importantly
Happy May Day!
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