Friday Funnies

I was asked the other day if My Blog has cost me a lot of friends?  The answer is "No, as when I am with friends at dinner of whatever, politics are Never Discussed!"    I respect everyone's views and why tell my friends, or anyone, their view is wrong?  Maybe my views are the ones which are wrong?


Don't Forget The Second Most Popular Wedding Date This Year is Tomorrow!

On to the Friday Funnies!

Is this how your week has gone?

I am amazed on how much time and money people spend training their pet.

I plan on investing in Two Hundred of these vending machines.  I see it being the next Redbox!

I think I can make Millions!


Have you ever had one of these days?

Did you hear what the Pirate said on his 80th Birthday?

"Aye Matey"


Things have changed so much over the years......

It is hard to imagine but Christmas is just 129 days away!

Good Question?

There have always been rumors that Santa's Reindeer have been abused.

But I have heard they always get their revenge!


When you stop and think about

Life is much better if you have a sense of humor.   It really is!


The next Best thing to Casual Friday's? 

Yes, I really did look like thise

But it was a few years ago!


There is so much truth in this sign!

My Gated Community has a private pool.

All Summer long I have thought about posting photos of the bathers at my pool.   So By Request, I was able to sneak my camera in to get some shots.

Did I tell you I live in a Senior's Only Gated Community? 


REMEMBER:   Be sure and look out for my new vending machines. 

I just put over $4000 into repairs of my car!


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I Saw On TV

I saw on TV a story of an Illegal Alien who had gone to a Sanctuary City.  A week later he was Arrested for Raping a Ten Year Old Girl!
This of course is Unacceptable and the Alleged Rapist should spend the rest of his life in jail!

But this is NOT a reason to Bang A Drum Against Illegal Aliens!

If I had MY WAY, Every Single Illegal would be returned to where they came, PERIOD!

The Immigration Laws Must Be Changed!   It should not be so COMPLICATED and HARD to move to the United States and become a Legal Citizen!

There are MORE RAPES Committed by Legal Americans than Illegals.

Change The Rape Laws!  The First Offence should spend The Rest Of Their Lives In Prison!  Did you know often times a First Time Rapist spends less than Two Years in Jail?

We DO NOT Need More Prisons, but instead Release those Unfairly Sentenced.  Not to point fingers but thanks to The Clinton Administration more Black Men went to jail for Minor Drug Offences that with Current Laws would result in a fine.   Thanks to President Bush and President Obama many of those laws have been changed.  But the Prisons are Still Full of Fathers and Mothers who should be raising their kids to be Solid Law Abiding Citizens.  It's time to EMPTY THE PRISONS!

Nelson Mandela said it best

To the Mothers and Fathers who teach their children to HATE the Police and other Races, YOU BELONG IN JAIL!   To the Parents who Encourage their kids to settle things with GUNS, YOU BELONG IN JAIL!  To the parents who allow their children to JOIN GANGS, YOU BELONG IN JAIL!   White, Black, Hispanic if you are guilty of these things, YOU BELONG IN JAIL!

Not EVERY While Police Officer is a RACIST!   Not EVERY Black Man HATES Whites!  The Cops that are Racists are FEW compared to the Number of Officers on the street PROTECTING EVERYONE!  White and Black! 

It's NOT TOO LATE to change Attitudes before someone you love end up DEAD! 

Last weekend in Chicago there were 73 people shot and another 19 hot and killed!  A MAJORITY of these were Black on Black or Gang Related Shootings.  Parents, do you WANT to outlive your kids?  It's time to CHANGE THE CULTURE OF HATE!


The President this week called for the formation of a "Space Force" to protect us from threats from space.

The Trump Resistance have Ridiculed and Made Fun of this proposal!  But stop and think about this proposal.  Thirty Years Ago people made fun and felt that "Cyber Security" was a joke.  Look at it now.  The Russians ALREADY are said to have Laser Armed Satellites that can shoot down Missiles and other Satellites!  Maybe a "Space Force" is what we need.


The NFL is back!

My early season observation and predictions?
*   Watch Out For The Dallas Cowboys
*   The San Francisco Giants Are Also A Contender

Teams in Trouble?
*   Tom Brady and the Patriots are OLD and DONE As A Competitor!
*   Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers is Too Busy With Danica Patrict To Perform!  ( At least
     on the field )

Wild Predictions?
*   The Cleveland Browns will WIN Five Games This Season
*   The Indianapolis Colts Could Contend With Andrew Luck!

The NFL Ratings will take another plunge this season if the Players Continue To Kneel during The National Anthem!     I understand their cause but 95% of America does NOT and see it as DISRESPECT to Our Flag.  As ratings drop so will the players salaries.   Have you seen the Dramatic Rise in the NBA Ratings?

Have you EVER seen an NBA Player Kneel?


When you have "Auto Complete" turned on you often end up with Dumb Looking Typos on your Facebook or Twitter.  President Trump needs to do one of two things

Turn Off His Auto Complete or STAY OFF TWITTER!

Our Country is in Crisis now and it is time WE ALL GOT ALONG!  PERIOD!

John Lennon wrote a song that we should all take the lyrics to heart.

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Enough Already

Remember when Facebook was a Social Site and NOT a Political One?

And then the Sore Loser Liberals who were counting on Hillary being President decided to make it a Hate Trump site.  The Liberals blamed the Russian's, the FBI and "The Deplorable Americans"  for voting for such a straight talking Politician.  Two years later Hillary is still trying to find someone to blame for her not being in The White House.  She felt President Obama would help her get elected, he didn't.  She thought people would vote for her because she was a woman, they didn't.  She thought she could ignore the Common People living outside the big coastal cities and win the election, she didn't.  So who does Hillary have to blame?

Enough said.

But after TWO YEARS you would think the Liberal Democrats would focus more on making the country a better place to live.  If they don't like the election outcome, get better candidates and ideas which American can support.

But enough about Politics.  I am trying to Not Comment or rant about Politics here in my blog.

It has been a Very Crappy & Stressful week for me this week.
First I received Second and Third Degree Burns on my arm a week ago when my Radiator Cap popped open.  Turned out I needed $2500 in Repairs to my Oil and Water Coolant System which were NOT covered in my 3 year old car with 57,000 miles.  After doing without the car for 8 days on the WAY HOME from the Chrysler Dealership my Air Conditioning and then my  Computer Chips Failed and I had to have it towed back to the dealer and it will be ANOTHER 8 days and $2100!   I do NOT have that kind of money laying around to fix it!  My Liberal Cousin who thinks ALL WHITES have White Privileged and have money said to me "Well, at least you have a car and the money to get it fixed!"
EXCUSE ME!  No I don't and why do you think Hillary Clinton is sitting at home?  It is STUPID THINKING AND REMARKS like those!

Maybe I should start a Go Fund Me Page?  LOL! 

And on top of all the Car Crap I have been dealing with, my Little Sister, has been visiting this week.  It has been WONDERFUL to see her and spend time with her.  It has been the ONLY thing that had kept me from Jumping Off A Building or Knocking Over my Local Bank.  ( If you are going to rob something, go for a bak!  You get the same prison time!  LOL!

We went to the Clint Holmes and Earl Turner "Soundtrack" show at the Westgate Hotel and Casino.

Hands Down this is the Best Show in Las Vegas currently performing.

I have seen Clint Holmes eight or ten time and he NEVER DISSAPOINTS!
His new CD "Rendezvous" in one of the best of the year and has won Two Grammy's!
And at $58 a person, you will not find a better value in Las Vegas!

Some things just speak for themselves!

I have posted this before but it needs repeating!

 Somehow I think this could happen!

Have A Great Week! 

Feeling Poorly

I have been feeling poorly the last week or so since suffering a serious burn on my arm.

I was a DUMB ASS and removed my radiator cap while the car was still hot.

OUCH!

I hope to be able to type a new blog by the end of the week.

Why Do Liberals Always Call You Names?

No matter what you say that a Liberal Democrat does not like, they will call you a name.  I have been called a Racist for thinking Whoopi Goldberg was WRONG and was RUDE to Judge Peiro on her show. 

Reports say Whoopi told her to "Get The Fuck Out Of My Building" and then SPIT on Judge  as she was leaving!  But because I took the Judge's side, I am a Racist!   What is wrong with people?  She was an Invited Guest!  According to Whoopi, the Judge berated and cursed at the View Staff on her way out.  I think we will NEVER know what happened.

The entire interview is smelling more like a Set-Up by Whoopi and her Liberal friends.  But we will never know.


And you don't think the Mainstream Media is corrupt?  Look at this....

Same Day, Same Story, just Slanted for the Liberal part of the country.

The President is taking heat for his Tweet to the Leader of Iran.

This Iranian Idiot threatened the United States with "The Mother of all wars". because this guy must have spent all his President Obama money and wants more.   This is NO LONGER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!  You threaten the United States, then you will get a response back fro President Trump who will NOT back down.   Why do you think North Korea came to the table? 


At Mass over the weekend, I was "Curious" about where the Priest got his Holy Water?  So I asked!

He told me "It's just Tap Water."   TAP WATER I SAID?   And then he said "Yes, but I Boil The Hell Out Of It!"
Well, I did ask!

I have several Major Decisions to make so I decided to visit my local Psychic.  Well, SHE THREW ME OUT!

I guess it was my fault?  I said to her that she looked like she had put on about 100 pounds since I last got a reading.  I told her maybe she should "Quit calling yourself a Psychic and start calling yourself a FOUR-CHIN Teller!"  Some people just do not have a sense of humor! 

I saw this on a sign over the weekend.....

I was thinking, Maybe I Should Change My Name To "NOBODY"?

Sometimes I wonder about things?

If two Overweight People talk, is it a "Heavy Conversation?


I keep hearing and reading that MGM Resorts have seen a downturn in business since the One October shoot at the Mandalay Bay Resort.

That is sad as MGM Resorts did not Invite The Shoot to stay in their hotel.  Now their recent filing of the Lawsuit AGAINST those victims at the One October Shooting is an Entirely Different Thing!  Did they think there would not be a HUGE Backlash locally in Las Vegas?  What a Public Relations Nightmare!   I am sure in the end, Heads Will Roll at MGM Resorts!

From the "Are You Really That Dumb" catagory
I saw a lady in CVS "Tiptoeing" down one of the isles?

Curious me, I had to ask her why? 
She looked at me and said....

I was trying to be Quiet and Not Wake Up The Sleeping Pill!

And I leave you with this fact.

Everyone Knows The Speed of Light is Much Faster than the Speed of Sound.

That is why some people seem Bright until they Open Their Mouth!

Have a Great Week!

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Let's Have Some Fun!

It has been a DOWN week for me for a myriad of reasons. 

Part of it has been that I just have Felt Like Crap all week, combined with travel hangover and having my feelings hurt by a Cousin who could not find time to get together while I was in Kansas City.  She gave some Lame Ass Excuse but I guess I know where I stand.

I also received a Very Nice E-mail from a Cousin which I have not talked with in a long time.  My next trip to KC, I plan on getting together for lunch with him. 

But Onward and Upward!  So now

Let's have some fun!

For you Computer Geeks

For the Adults reading my blog

For those fighting with their spouses today think of the Boomerang Couple!

Is it polite to ask a man who just dropped his SCRABBLE GAME in the Middle of The Road.

"What's the word on the street?"

For all the Dairy Farmers

If you live in the Midwest you will get it!

Another one for you Computer Geeks ( and you know who you are)

Did you hear about the New Restaurant named Karma?

They Don't Have Menus!  You just Get What You Deserve!

Do you think anyone gets Offended by this sign?

Or this one?

You know Fantasy Fest in Key West, Florida is my Birthday week of October 19th thru 28th this year.   It's a week of Public Nudity and fun!  ( aren't they the same thing? )

It's happening my Birthday Week so I may have to plan a trip to Key West.  I won't need to pack much??????
Duval Street becomes THE PLACE to be in Florida!
If you have never been, it is just plain fun! 


Talk about Truth In Advertising!

And this one

No matter where you go!  They are TRUE!

Do you think they will talk about Hillary's E-Mail?

Or maybe about the New McDonald's Phone App?

Is this you?

It has been 105 or Hotter each day the past 30 days here!  Think I am sleeping well?

I won't tell you how many DUMB ASS's IGNORE this sign each Week. 

Did I say DUMB ASS's?  I meant DEAD DUMB ASS's

My guess is the Preacher CHANGED this sign before the evening service?

If not, Maybe I am attending the WRONG Church?

And finally, I guess I will have to find a New Place to Go Hunting?

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