Time To Move On

Are you SICK & TIRED of all the bickering back and forth by the Liberals and the Conservatives?  It looks like there was Collusion, but not with the Russians.  The Collusion was that some members of the FBI and Department of Justice were out to save their Jobs by doing what they could to keep Donald Trump out of office.

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON!

NEITHER SIDE is without Fault!  But for the sake of our country, Let's Move On!

I recently (Tried) to watch the Grammy's.  As a former Radio Programmer and Air Talent I try to keep up with today's music.

Political Crap aside, I think Bruno Mars DESERVED every award he received!

He cares about his Music and his Live Performances!  By the way, he appears here in Las Vegas at the Park Theater several times a year.  He is one of the Great Artists which give their fans a chance to plan a Great Vacation in Vegas and see him live in a very beautiful theater that does not have a bad seat in the house.
For those who have never been to a Las Vegas Show, almost all of the venues give you an up-close and personal experience you will not get at an area show in your hometown.

On any given week you can see Top Entertainers like Bruno Mars, Celine Dion, Reba McEntire, Carrot Top

, and Elton John

 just to name a few.
World Class Magicians like David Copperfield.

You will also find the BEST Production Magic Shows like Inferno, David Goldrake's Imaginarum, Comedy Magic of Celebrity Magician Murray and many others.

Artists you have seen on television like Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfield, Terry Fator, Mac King, George Strait and others. 

There are outstanding Production Shows like "The Beatles Love" and other Cirque Du Soleil shows, the Blue Man Group and others just to name a few.  And Las Vegas shows will not traditionally bust your budget.   And yes, we have several "Half Price Ticket" booths and you can always ask your Casino Host if he or she has Discount or even Free Tickets to a show you want to see.

I see three or four top shows a month, most for free,  and I have Never been disappointed! 

And for those of you who written and asked me, No, Brittany Spears and I are NOT dating!  Here is a photo which Brittany Posted over the weekend with her boyfriend Sam Asghari.

Keeping with my policy of Full Disclosure, the Last Time I had a One on One Conversation with her was at a Media Disneyworld Event back in the early 90's when she was seven years old.


For the first time in a LONG Time, The Superbowl was SUPER!

The Philadelphia Eagles are Underdogs no more beating the New England Patriots 41-33!

And what about "Cry Baby Tom Brady?

He blamed the loss on his team and coaches and did not give ANY Credit to the Eagles!  According to Multiple Reports the locker room of the Patriots is Very Divided and Un-Happy!  And that was BEFORE the game!  Have the Patriots lost their swagger?  Is it time for a New Head Coach and for Brady to Retire?  Perhaps.  Losing QB Brady did NOT even walk across the field and Congratulate opposing Quarterback Nick Foles.

And Thank You to the players showing Respect to the "Medal of Honor Veterans"  who were in attendance and participated and Tossed The Coin.

By the way, for those here in Las Vegas, I am NOT "Bettor X".
( you can read about it here )
http://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/22326536/las-vegas-bettor-x-cash-more-six-million-super-bowl-bets



According to the Groundhog, we are going to have Six More Weeks of Winter!

On Groundhog Day, what does it mean if Punxsutawney Phil comes out and sees the village idiot? 

Answer:  He's in Washington!

 And what about Halftime at the Superbowl and Justin Timberlake?

It is hard to top the memory of Past Superbowl Performances.  Many have said his performance was "Flat" but I say to them, "Could you have done better?"  I was moved by his Tribute to Prince and his interaction with the kid in the crowd with the phone.  

The Superbowl commercials I felt were "Average" for the most part. 

I thought the "Tide Ads" were cute for the most part.

But by Halftime I was bored with Tide!

Dilly, Dilly, I found the Bud Light ads Silly!

I guess Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos needed to save a few bucks and so he used himself in The Amazon Echo ads?  I must admit, they were cute!

And who knew that Diet Coke comes in so many flavors? Will 7-11 make room in their coolers for all those flavors?

And what has happened in this world that it's NOT OK for your Shit to Stink?   They even make little Personal Sprays that you can spray in a toilet when you are at someone's home so it will not Stink!   $4.99 at Walmart!

The NBC Olympic ads made me want to watch the Olympics.  Even though I will be rooting against one Political Loudmouth Skier who I feel is an Embarrassment to her country! 

The Australian Tourism Ad was saved by a quick cameo from Crocodile Dundee Star Paul Logan!  The 78 year old actor saved the concept for me. 

The Hyundai Commercial brought tears to my eyes.  It shows just how Powerful it can be to help others!  

And the "M&M's" commercial with Danny DiVito made me never want to eat another M&M!

I have turned into a "Live PD", which is on the A&E Network each Friday and Saturday night, Junkie!

Hosts Dan Abrams, Tulsa PD Gang Unit Sgt Sean "Sticks" Larkin, and former Washington DC special Officer Tom Morris, host three hours of following Six Law Enforcement Departments LIVE with over 30 cameras.  Because it is LIVE you will often See and Hear things you would normally not hear on television.  A few weeks ago while an officer had pulled a car over for a burnt out tail light a Three Car Crash happened LIVE right behind him!  The show airs at 9pm EST and one of the reasons I bring it up is you also see a Human Side of Police Officers as well as the CRAP they deal with on a daily basis.  I encourage you to check out "Live PD' some weekend!

When I watch the show every weekend and see a person get rude and use foul and racial slurs toward officers, I often wonder, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE BE NICE?

I have said this before and I will say it again....

When I was waiting in the "Cabbage patch" in Heaven waiting to be born

I do not remember God asking me if I wanted to be born White, Black, Mexican, Asian, Catholic, Baptist, Jewish, Poor, Rich, Smart or Dumb.

We were ALL Created Equal!  While Love is a Natural Emotion, Hate is a Taught Emotion.    So why do we Teach Hate?

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Weekend Fun

I decided that Enough Politics!  So I decided to sit down and send a few laughs.

I do not understand why the "COPD Commercial" now had it's Third set of actors doing the Exact Same Commercial?

"Watch Out Piggy!"

Speaking of Commercials, have you seen the New Col Sanders?

Any Idea who this is?  I'll tell you later in the blog.  You will be SHOCKED!

I have decided that we Never really Grow Up!

And I still don't know how to act.

Not to say I Don't Like Kids

If this were only a Real Kid in a Real Trap!

Like the old saying goes, "The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese!"

So I ran into what I thought was an "Old Friend" in a Nightclub Friday night and

I spoke Not Once but TWICE to her and she "Totally Ignored Me".  I guess I know where I stand?  I was Very Hurt!  Oh Well, Scratch that Friend.

I was thinking, is there any reason that you are given a Middle Name except to know when you are in Trouble?

I always knew as a kid when my Mom yelled "Daniel Leo, come here right now" , that I was in Deep Trouble!

Some things I just do not understand?

Like why do we just chose TWO People to Run For President and Fifty to compete for Miss America?

Here is some Good Advice,
Never get into a bar brawl with an Ugly Person.  They have Nothing To Lose!

I keep seeing ads on television to "Get A Free Dark Web Scan".

I went to the site and they offered a "Full Deep Scan" for $29.95, so I bought it.  Turned out it was the SAME as the Free Scan

Except you were told to "Turn Out The Lights For A Real Dark Web Scan".  That was $29.95 Wasted!

Speaking of "Wasting Money", it is that time of the year when Casinos make your "Win/Loss Statements" available.

Living in Las Vegas, I get Statements from the Five Casinos I frequent.  After adding them all up my total Loss verses Wins in 2017 came to a Negative $4.00.  I guess I should be thrilled!


The Voices In My Head may not be real

But they sure have a Lot To Say!

Have your figured out who this is yet?

It's Country Music Great, Reba McEntire!

I'm sorry but I miss the Original Colonel Sanders

Seems KFC wants to make a Cartoon Caricature out of him.  Sad!

I have always wondered

Do Crowded Elevators SMELL DIFFERENT to Midgets?


So I bought one of those "Grabber" things

Three Broken Jars later I am not sure if it just does not work or it is Operator Error?   I am tired of cleaning up the mess so tonight it went into the trash!


Every time I see this it makes me laugh!

Do you know what you have when you have Two Little Green Balls in The Palm of Your Hand?

Kermit's Undivided Attention!


I have a good friend who recently had a Massive Heart Attack and was "Clinically Dead" for over Thirty Minutes.  He told me while he was "Dead" he actually "Saw the light and met God".

He said God told him that he could ask him "One Question before I send you back to be with your family."  My friend said he thought for a minute and asked "So why do you make Beautiful Women so dumb?"  Before he returned to the living he said God answered, "So they will Love men like you!" 

I thought about this and what I would have asked and decided

I would have asked "Who is going to win the fifth race at Belmont!" And interesting enough, see the name of the horse that won?

Politics these days are driving me CRAZY!  The Liberals seem to try to blame EVERYTHING on the Republicans.  What I heard a Democratic Senator say today tops everything I have ever heard.  He blamed "The Wright Brothers"

For 9-11!  He said, "After all they invented the airplane and without planes the Twin Towers would still be standing!"

I got so tired of people telling me "You need more exercise" .  So I got a dog and named it "Six Miles".

Now when people give me crap about not exercising, I tell them "I walk Six Miles Every Single Day!".  Am I lying?  LOL!

Someone told me today at the Dog Park that "Women are a lot like Dog Poop.  The Older they are, the easier they are to Pick Up!" 
Needless to say, he was Single!

Ain't That The Truth!


I was thinking that it must suck to work in a Hospital.

It's not like you can call in sick!  I can hear that call now, "I can't come into work today  because I'm sick!"  I can hear the boss say, "That's OK, come on in and we'll check you out!".  ( DAMN! )

My friend Bill told me the other day that he is "Single by Choice!"

Too bad it wasn't it choice!

A new theory by a Medical University in Chicago says that General Robert E Lee may have died from an infection in his Ear Lobe!

Did he get his ear pierced and it got infected?   Who Knew?

I was watching Court TV today and a man was before the judge for having "Sex with a Prostitute who was Not Willing!"

His Weasel Lawyer tried to argue "If you have sex with a prostitute who is not willing,  is that Rape or Shoplifting"? 
The judge gave the man Ten Years!

My Grandfather, who is always good for a laugh, told me he saw a sign in the Men's Room that made him "Poop His Pants"!

Oh my!


And finally, one of my Liberal Friends asked me a question which really got me thing.  He asked
"If you could Have World Peace of be as Rich as Bill Gates, which would you chose?"

I was a bit taken aback by the question but after thinking for about Ten Seconds I replied

"I want my Lamborghini in red"!


Have A Great Weekend!