Weekend Fun

I decided that Enough Politics!  So I decided to sit down and send a few laughs.

I do not understand why the "COPD Commercial" now had it's Third set of actors doing the Exact Same Commercial?

"Watch Out Piggy!"

Speaking of Commercials, have you seen the New Col Sanders?

Any Idea who this is?  I'll tell you later in the blog.  You will be SHOCKED!

I have decided that we Never really Grow Up!

And I still don't know how to act.

Not to say I Don't Like Kids

If this were only a Real Kid in a Real Trap!

Like the old saying goes, "The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese!"

So I ran into what I thought was an "Old Friend" in a Nightclub Friday night and

I spoke Not Once but TWICE to her and she "Totally Ignored Me".  I guess I know where I stand?  I was Very Hurt!  Oh Well, Scratch that Friend.

I was thinking, is there any reason that you are given a Middle Name except to know when you are in Trouble?

I always knew as a kid when my Mom yelled "Daniel Leo, come here right now" , that I was in Deep Trouble!

Some things I just do not understand?

Like why do we just chose TWO People to Run For President and Fifty to compete for Miss America?

Here is some Good Advice,
Never get into a bar brawl with an Ugly Person.  They have Nothing To Lose!

I keep seeing ads on television to "Get A Free Dark Web Scan".

I went to the site and they offered a "Full Deep Scan" for $29.95, so I bought it.  Turned out it was the SAME as the Free Scan

Except you were told to "Turn Out The Lights For A Real Dark Web Scan".  That was $29.95 Wasted!

Speaking of "Wasting Money", it is that time of the year when Casinos make your "Win/Loss Statements" available.

Living in Las Vegas, I get Statements from the Five Casinos I frequent.  After adding them all up my total Loss verses Wins in 2017 came to a Negative $4.00.  I guess I should be thrilled!


The Voices In My Head may not be real

But they sure have a Lot To Say!

Have your figured out who this is yet?

It's Country Music Great, Reba McEntire!

I'm sorry but I miss the Original Colonel Sanders

Seems KFC wants to make a Cartoon Caricature out of him.  Sad!

I have always wondered

Do Crowded Elevators SMELL DIFFERENT to Midgets?


So I bought one of those "Grabber" things

Three Broken Jars later I am not sure if it just does not work or it is Operator Error?   I am tired of cleaning up the mess so tonight it went into the trash!


Every time I see this it makes me laugh!

Do you know what you have when you have Two Little Green Balls in The Palm of Your Hand?

Kermit's Undivided Attention!


I have a good friend who recently had a Massive Heart Attack and was "Clinically Dead" for over Thirty Minutes.  He told me while he was "Dead" he actually "Saw the light and met God".

He said God told him that he could ask him "One Question before I send you back to be with your family."  My friend said he thought for a minute and asked "So why do you make Beautiful Women so dumb?"  Before he returned to the living he said God answered, "So they will Love men like you!" 

I thought about this and what I would have asked and decided

I would have asked "Who is going to win the fifth race at Belmont!" And interesting enough, see the name of the horse that won?

Politics these days are driving me CRAZY!  The Liberals seem to try to blame EVERYTHING on the Republicans.  What I heard a Democratic Senator say today tops everything I have ever heard.  He blamed "The Wright Brothers"

For 9-11!  He said, "After all they invented the airplane and without planes the Twin Towers would still be standing!"

I got so tired of people telling me "You need more exercise" .  So I got a dog and named it "Six Miles".

Now when people give me crap about not exercising, I tell them "I walk Six Miles Every Single Day!".  Am I lying?  LOL!

Someone told me today at the Dog Park that "Women are a lot like Dog Poop.  The Older they are, the easier they are to Pick Up!" 
Needless to say, he was Single!

Ain't That The Truth!


I was thinking that it must suck to work in a Hospital.

It's not like you can call in sick!  I can hear that call now, "I can't come into work today  because I'm sick!"  I can hear the boss say, "That's OK, come on in and we'll check you out!".  ( DAMN! )

My friend Bill told me the other day that he is "Single by Choice!"

Too bad it wasn't it choice!

A new theory by a Medical University in Chicago says that General Robert E Lee may have died from an infection in his Ear Lobe!

Did he get his ear pierced and it got infected?   Who Knew?

I was watching Court TV today and a man was before the judge for having "Sex with a Prostitute who was Not Willing!"

His Weasel Lawyer tried to argue "If you have sex with a prostitute who is not willing,  is that Rape or Shoplifting"? 
The judge gave the man Ten Years!

My Grandfather, who is always good for a laugh, told me he saw a sign in the Men's Room that made him "Poop His Pants"!

Oh my!


And finally, one of my Liberal Friends asked me a question which really got me thing.  He asked
"If you could Have World Peace of be as Rich as Bill Gates, which would you chose?"

I was a bit taken aback by the question but after thinking for about Ten Seconds I replied

"I want my Lamborghini in red"!


Have A Great Weekend!

Goverment Shutdown

The Goverment was Shut Down due to Liberal Democrats wanting to make President Trump look bad as part of the Liberal's Obstructionist Rule!

And for ANYONE who thinks this was NOT a Schumer Shut down, can't you read?

There was a bill which passed the House with Democratic Support which would have Insured Health Insurance to over TWENTY MILLION Children who would not otherwise be able to afford for Six Years!   It would also Assure our Troops will be paid, our National Parks would remain Open and those who work in the White House for Senator's and House Member would also be paid.

But at the Last Minute, Senator Schumer, said he would NOT allow the Democratic Liberals to vote for and Pass the bill!  He wanted a Full Solution to the DACA Immigration Policy which INCLUDED FULL AMNESTY for Millions of Illegals and their families!

Senator Schumer put ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ahead of our own American Children's Healthcare!   Read that line again...

*  Senator Schumer Put Illegals Ahead Of American Children!

Don't get me wrong, SOMETHING needs to be done, but NOT FULLY AMNESTY! 

President Obama NEVER meant for DACA to be a Permanent Solution.

The Liberal Democrats want Full Amnesty.  Including No Wait Lists, No Fees, No Back Taxes!  Is that FAIR to those who have came to this country Legally?

No Penalties or Paying Back Taxes?  What is NOBODY Had To Pay? 

Liberals keep crying about how the National Debt continues to grow.  And who's fault is that?

Do you REALLY Realize what this cost the average Taxpayer? 

The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on United States Taxpayers. (FAIR)

At the federal, state, and local levels, taxpayers shell out approximately $134.9 billion to cover the costs incurred by the presence of more than 12.5 million illegal aliens, and about 4.2 million citizen children of illegal aliens. That amounts to a tax burden of approximately $8,075 per illegal alien family member and a total of $115,894,597,664. The total cost of illegal immigration to U.S. taxpayers is both staggering and crippling. In 2013, FAIR estimated the total cost to be approximately $113 billion. So, in under four years, the cost has risen nearly $3 billion.

The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on United States Taxpayers
Report by Matt O'Brien and Spencer Raley | September 27, 2017 | View the Full Report (PDF)

publications-resources/fiscal-burden-illegal-immigration-united-states-taxpayers

How much do you think Full Amnesty would cost?

Thanks to Senator Schumer MILLIONS of American's will NOT get paid this Friday and have to dip into their savings or make arrangements with their Creditors to pay their bills and put food on the table! 

You tell me, can you HONESTLY say it is OK to put ILLEGAL ALIENS, many receiving Goverment Aid,  ahead of these Hard Working Americans?   Their Public Aid Checks will be paid as usual this week!

Let me get this straight in my mind.....

A Democrat United States Senator put ILLEGAL ALIENS ahead of American Citizens so his party can make President Trump look bad and hope to get more votes this fall?    Am I missing something here?   I guess the Liberal's assume if they get upwards of 100 Million Illegals U.S. Citizenship they will vote Democrat in the fall. 

And who says Politics is NOT A Dirty Business?

The Liberal Media and Democrats have tried for the last year to Embarrass and Push President Trump out of office. 

Guess What?  It is NOT going to work.  Our President has been a Strong Heavy Handed Businessman for over 30 years and a little dirt is not going to force him out!

*   Russian Collusion?  There has been NO EVIDENCE it happened!  MILLIONS have been spend and Nothing Found!
*   Past Business Deals?  No Proof of Wrong Doing.  The Business World is a Jungle and President Trump is Tarzan!
*   Racist?   President Trump has made some Poor Choice of words but look at his Present and Past Business Dealings.  He is NOT A Racist! 
*   Insane?   He is if anything Crazy Like A Fox and uses his skills to keep his enemies at bay.
*   Martial Affairs?   Did you FORGET Bill Clinton?  And he was Re-Elected!

If you lived in most other countries and tried to use all that garbage to try and bring The President of the Country Down, you would BE IN PRISON! 

All the CNN and MSNBC News Anchors should thank their lucky stars they live in America! 
  

Did you see the news going On & On & On & On about Malia Obama's $69 Dress she wore on a date?

I saw stories on Three Networks and Online about her dress.  I'm sorry, but when it comes down to it, WHO THE F CARES?

The Screen Actors Guild ( Sag Awards ) were Sunday night.

When it opened with an Anti-Trump remark my television went right to a Law & Order rerun. 
Answer me this....
WHY did Liberal Hollywood have to ruin all the award shows with this Anti President Trump protest garbage? 

The Final Numbers are not in but Awards Show Viewership is way down as is people going to the movies.  Hey Hollywood, are you THAT STUPID that you do NOT KNOW WHY? 

When I pay $15 to go to a movie I want to be ENTERTAINED and know the person on the screen will not spend his or her time on an award show BASHING MY COUNTRY AND IT'S LEADER!

 And finally...

For those who DO NOT SUPPORT Border Security think about this.

If someone came onto Your Property and went into Your Garage and Stole Items by the Thousand each day what would you do?
Would you Thank Them and ask them to Come Again Soon?

Or would you PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY?   What is the difference when it comes to the Border Wall?

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What Happened In Hawaii?

On Saturday the people of Hawaii were SCARED BEYOND BELIEF when they received this Emergency Message on their Cell Phone.

People stopped their cars and climbed down Manhole's in the street seeking shelter from what they were told by Hawaiian Officials was a Nuclear Missile heading there way.

It was 38 Minutes Later when they received this message

So What Happened?

The Governor of Hawaii said a "Single Employee hit a WRONG button at shift change."

Does ANYONE REALLY Believe that?   I DON'T!

I was OUTRAGED that Several Liberal Lawmakers and the Liberal Mainstream Media Blamed President Trump!

Give me a F'N Break!  I heard everything from the President fired it to scare people into believing North Korea was a viable threat to one of many countries Firing A Missile because they Hate Trump and wanted to Teach America A Lesson!

It would be ANY COUNTRY's Complete Destruction to fire a nuke at The United States!

My Theory?

I think a Couple of Liberal Trump Haters who work in the Hawaiian Public Safety Department, got together and sent the Emergency Text to make the President look bad and to Act In Haste and do something stupid like retaliate!

Well Guess What Idiots?

The President is NOT Dumb like you think and he always has the Top Generals in the World at his disposal just for this situation.  The President is not just sitting around waiting for an excuse to hit the Fabled Red Button.

If this turn out to be the case, and Remember You Heard It Here First, those responsible should spend the Rest Of Their Lives behind bars!

Think of had someone pulled this stunt in New York or Los Angeles how many people would have lost their lives due to the panic which would ensue.


What happened to The Democrats wanting to come up with a Bi-Partisan Solution to DACA?

I have mixed feelings on DACA.  These children who were brought here ILLEGALLY by their ILLEGAL PARENTS should NOT be penalized.  On the other hand, those who still have Illegal Parents living in this country, SHOULD BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULL LETTER OF THE LAW, INCLUDING IMMEDIATE DEPORTATION! 

We cannot offer 100% Amnesty to the Dreamers or Their Parents!  Give them a Path To Citizenship but NOT FREE CITIZENSHIP!

Sometimes people are just plain DUMB!

Did you see the story about a Single Middle Aged Lady that was looking for love on one of those Internet Dating Sites?   There is NOTHING WRONG with looking on a Dating Site, but good grief don't be STUPID!

A Lady from Nevada that has a "Very Prestigious Position With The US Government" , met a man she thought was her "perfect Match".   I have No Issue with her sharing Personal Nude Photos with someone.  I have had several close friends who have shared their nudes with men they met on the internet and never had an issue.  I have even assisted a few of them in both taking and editing photos.  And I would NEVER betray ANYONE's Trust!

When this jerk started asking her for CASH she should have asked a few more questions!  Over the course of a few months she sent this man over $50,000 in addition to the Nude Photos of herself. This guy was from Out Of State and someone she Never Met!  When she told him she was NOT sending any more money he threatened to "Post Her Nude Photos all over the internet" if she stopped sending the money.   She related the story to her best friend who convinced her to go to the Police.   Threatening to ruin someone's life is Against The Law!  While she may never see a dime of her Fifty Grand back, at least her photos will not be the latest thing on the internet.   The news "Protected" her identity and did not show her face.   This SCUMBAG appears in court next week.   

On a Lighter Side

Did you get some really Stupid Gifts for Christmas?  It could have been worse!

Here Was A Great Idea For Cheap Parents

Would You Eat "M&M's" from this dispenser? 

For those who did not receive any gifts

And just what did I get?  You guessed it!

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